Funny Store Signs!

Came across these somewhere. Thought I would share it with others. Some maybe old, but some are really good!

• Outside a muffler shop: “No appointment necessary, we hear you coming.”
• Outside a hotel: “Help! We need inn-experienced people.”
• On a desk in a reception room: “We shoot every 3^rd salesman, and the 2^nd one just left.”
• In a veterinarian’s waiting room: “Be back in five minutes, Sit! Stay!”
• At the electric company: “We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don’t, you will be.”
• On the door of a computer store: “Out for a quick byte.”
• In a restaurant window: “Don’t stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up.”
• Inside a bowling alley:” Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop.”
• In the front yard of a funeral home:” Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”
• In a counselor’s office: Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.”